New Ice Age Confirmed

Scientists are hailing the siting of a live Mammoth

rampaging mammoth

confirmation of a NEW ICE AGE

the creature was spotted RAMPAGING through the streets of a sleepy North Wales village.

The exact location is being kept secret until further tests have been carried out.

A spokesperson said SCIENTISTS believed that the sighting may be due to CARBON DIOXIDE melting ice, releasing the FROZEN MAMMOTH just in time for the NEW ICE AGE